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• When I tell people I am vegetarian, people tell me cabbages feel too.
• Slightly deaf students will have instructors who mumble. -- M. M. Johnsto
• I'm the only one in my neighborhood who has a life-size map of the United States.
  When people ask me where I live, I tell them E-5....
• I apologize to the deaf for the loss of subtitles.
• I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave.
  -- E. M. Forster, as a small child...
• Monica: Please tell me you_re stopping now. Pete: I_m fine!
  I'd fight tonight, if they_d let me. [stands up and starts swinging his arms] See this circle I'm marking off here?...
• I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending that I'm deaf.
  -- Edmund : Nob and Nobility...
• When people have loved me I have been embarrassed.
• When I was growing up, my mom wanted me to become a priest, which I think is a tough occupation.
  Can you imagine giving up your sex life and then once a week people come in to tell you all the highlights of theirs?...