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Now, if you play straight with me, you'll find me a considerate employer.
But cross me, and you'll soon discover that under this playful, boyish, exterior....
Now I give my credit cards to a blonde swedish gal.
Now I know how Pontius Pilate must have felt. -- Sinclai
Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen. -- Bob Edward
Now I know what happened to all the neurons that QA tossed out.
Now I know why O.J. did all those Hertz commercials...practice.
Now I know why they shoot people at sunrise; who wants to live at six a.m.? -- Hawkeye Pierce
Now, I know you're probably asking yourself "Did he fire six shots, or just five?
Well, in all this excitement, I clean forgot myself....
Now I lay me down to sheep I pray the Lord the sheep's asleep If, perchance, the sheep should wake Simple friendship shall I fake.
-- Frances Grimble...

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