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Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the double lock will keep
May no brick through the window break, And, no one rob me till I awake....
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, If I should die before I wake, I'll cry in anguish, Mistake!
! Mistake!!...
Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep.
If I die before I wake, Remember to erase the tape. -- Answering machine madness - farewell...
Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
And if I fail to learn this junk, I pray the Lord that I won't flunk....
Now I'll give YOU something to believe. I'm just one hundred and one, five months and a day.
I can't believe THAT!" said Alice. "Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone....
Now I'm being INVOLUNTARILY shuffled closer to the CLAM DIP with the BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Now I'm concentrating on a specific tank battle toward the end of World War II!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
Now I'm gonna shoot the moon.
Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beautiful, round wives of HOLLYWOOD MOVIE MOGULS encased in PLEXIGLASS CARS and being approached by SMALL BOYS selling FRUIT.
. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Now I'm hearing the term baby killers again.

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