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• Homer: {Wait a minute...} there's one thing I don't understand.
  In all those years, why didn't you ever try to contact me?...
• Burns: Now, let's get down to business. Homer: [thinks] Oh, man.
  I have to go to the bathroom. Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?...
• Now, where did I put those Cthulhu Taglines?
• Now it's time to say goodbye To all our company... M-I-C (see you next week!
  ) K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!) M-O-U-S-E....
• All I want to know is: WHY ME?
• Those commercials about weight loss you see on television must be true.
  I heard about one lady who lost 187 pounds of ugly fat....
• Why's J. Edgar Hoover on your phone? I don't know, he's on everyone elses! -- _Clue_
• I don't know what you mean by YOUR way, all the ways about here belong to ME - but why did you come out here at all?
• I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
  -- Bart Simpso...