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Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
By death. And by whose death was it terminated? -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
Now MTV is running that "Rock Against Drugs" campaign.
Right. That's an awful lot like "Whores Against Sex." -- Bob Harri...
Now my EMOTIONAL RESOURCES are heavily committed to 23% of the SMELTING and REFINING industry of the state of NEVADA!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Now my own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we *can* suppose.
I have read and heard many attempts at a systematic account of it, from materialism a...
Now my soul hath elbow-room. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King John -- Act v, Sc. 7
Now, nakedness is a delightful condition. And it keeps you very pleasantly cool - especially, I suppose, if you happen to be a man.
But as I walked on eastward that afternoon through my private, segre...
N.O.W. -- Nasty Old Whiners.
Now night descending, the proud scene was o'er, But lived in Settle's numbers one day more.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Dunciad, Book i, Line 89...
NOW NO SWIMS ON MON -- [can be read also from above]
Now now, we're not schizophrenic, are we?

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