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No wonder you're tired! You understood so much today.
Now on home video: "Lost in Space: The Motion Picture
Now on sale at Barnacle Brothe
No words suffice the secret soul to show, For truth denies all eloquence to woe.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- The Corsair, Canto iii, Stanza 22...
Now Percy, will you get out...before I cut off your head, scoop out the insides.
..and give it to your mother as a vase. -- Edmund : Potato...
Now playing: "Man of La Muncha" -- Hannibal Lecter Dinner Theatre
Now, please excuse me while I wreak my vengeance. -- Huge the Barbarian from the same cartoo
Now, reader, I have told my dream to thee; See if thou canst interpret it to me Or to thyself, or neighbor.
But take heed Of misinterpreting; for that, instead Of doing good, will but thyself abu...
NOW recruitment: "We're looking for a few good men -- in women's bodies.
Now Sally, don't you know you are not supposed to eat with your knife?
"Yes, Mother, but my fork leaks....

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