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No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. -- Oscar Wilde
No women can live long enough to try all the recipes she clips out of newspapers.
And even if she did, she wouldn't admit it....
Now on CD ROM, classic taglines of the computer era.
No wonder can last more than three days.
No wonder Clairol makes so much money selling shampoo. Lather, Rinse, Repeat is an infinite loop!
No wonder Clinton couldn't make it in the BSA! He isn't thrifty.
No wonder Clinton couldn't make it in the BSA! He isn't trustworthy.
No wonder I feel so tired--I'm older now than I've ever been before. -- Ashleigh Brillia
No wonder kids get confused. Half the adults tell them to find themselves, and the other half of the adults tell them to get lost.
No wonder there is water pollution. Everyday, some 300 million bottles of Coca Cola are drunk by people around the world.

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