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• I 'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me "spade.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• I hope this scum has not...inconweenienced you. It takes more than a maniac trying to cut off my goolies to inconweenience _me_.
  .. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• Give me a straight line and I'll bend it for you.
• 69 is fine...but 77'll get me 8 more...
• I 'll warrant him heart-whole. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iv, Sc.
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• Why do you hang out with that sadist? Beats me! -- B. Kliba
• You can play with my mind if you let me play with yours..
• Now then woman...if indeed you _are_ a woman... -- Edmund : Head
• They do say, Mrs M., that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain.
  They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover....