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  It probably happened while I was on duty, and quickly, which is what I expected....
• This is an outrage! I demand to know what happened to the plucky lawyer and her compellingly short garments.
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• If I didn't know now what I didn't know then...
• Never test for a bug you don't know how to fix. -- QA Manage
• Bart: Those Shelbyville kids think they're so hot, but you know what?
  They're not. Milhouse: I really agree with you on this one, Bart....
• If you think the person who inherited all that money is bad now, just imagine what would have happened if the estate were larger than it actually was!
• An elderly man stands in line for hours at a Warsaw meat store (meat is severely rationed).
  When the butcher comes out at the end of the day and announces that there is no meat left, the man flies into a rage....
• History, n.: Papa Hegel he say that all we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history.
  I know people who can't even learn from what happened this morning....