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No. Why, have YOU ever snorted laser toner?
Now I am depressed... -- Zippy the Pinhead
Now, I don't pretend to tell you how to find happiness and love, when every day is a struggle to survive.
But I do insist that you do survive, because the days and the years ahead are worth livi...
No wife of *mine* is doing any dishes. That's what we had the kid for.
-- from Deathlok comics #1...
Now if I can run Win3 under DV under Unix...
Now, if I could get my hands on this General Failure....
Now if I could only find the Video switch!
Now, if my bank gave *Video* Toasters with each new account . . .
Now if only The Whalers could fight like that in a game...

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