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• Pontius Pilate & Bill Clinton: each tried washing blood from his hands.
• Pontius Pilate was the first great censor, and Jesus Christ the first great victim of censorship.
  -- Ben Lindsay...
• I have directed three plays in my career, and I have had three heart attacks.
  That's how much I care, I'm planning a fourth. -- Llewelyn Sinclair, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
• Now my own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we *can* suppose.
  I have read and heard many attempts at a systematic account of it, from materialism and theosophy to the Christian systems or that of Kant, and I have always felt that they were too simple....
• Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
  He hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!...
• Stay back! I have a hockey stick and I know how to use it!
• Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!!
• Bet you wonder how I knew about your plan to make me blue with some other guy that you knew before.
  Between both guys you know I love you more. It took me by surprise, I must say, when I found out yesterday....