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Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me"....
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Never trust anybody who says "trust me." Except just this once, of course.
-- John Varley, Steel Beach...
Never trust anyone who says money is no object.
Never trust anyone who uses "party" as verb.
Never trust anyone who volunteers to assume authority.
Never trust a proctologist who can palm a basketball.
Never trust an operating system.
Never trust a nun with a gun.
Never trust a skinny cook.
