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• Kids have *never* taken guidance from their parents.
  If you could travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the original tree, you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate teenager for sitting around and sulking all day instead of hunting for grubs and berries like dad primate....
• Kids have *_____never* taken guidance from their parents.
  If you could travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the original tree, you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate teenager for sitting around and sulking all day instead of hunting for grubs and berries like dad primate....
• Kids have *never* taken guidance from their parents.
  If you could travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the original tree, you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate teenager for sitting around and sulking all day instead of hunting for grubs and berries like dad primate....
• So this is a very confusing situation, and what makes it even worse is, our standards keep changing.
  Take Playboy magazine. Back in the 1950s, when I started reading it strictly for the articles, Playboy was considered just about the raciest thing around, even though all it ever showed was women's breasts....
• So this is a very confusing situation, and what makes it even worse is, our standards keep changing.
  Take Playboy magazine. Back in the 1950s, when I started reading it strictly for the articles, Playboy was considered just about the raciest thing around, even though all it ever showed was women's breasts....
• Original quip on the space telescope we all like so much.
  A few articles were posted in sci.astro.hubble but nobody could read them....
• SMILEY :-{~ has read too many of the toilet paper articles previous to lunch
• Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them.
  Holiday shoppers have been whipped into a frenzy by months of holiday advertisements, and they will buy anything small enough to stuff into a shopping bag....