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Never take a stone to break an egg when you can use the back of your knife. -- Scottish Proverb
Never take the antidote before the poison. -- Latin Proverb
Never take top billing. You'll last longer that way. -- Bing Crosby
Never tamper with the truth. Never rationalize it. What you might like to believe is not necessarily the truth.
Never tell a hypocondriac about a new disease, unless you wish to start an epidemic.
-- Confucius Say...
Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient.
Never tell a pawn the rules of chess.
Never tell a woman she doesn't look good in some article of clothing she has just purchased.
-- Lewis Grizzard...
Never tell a woman that you didn't realize she was pregnant unless you're certain that she is.
-- Dave Barry...
Never tell me the odds! -- Han Solo (Star Wars)
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