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• Did you hear that orthopedist have reported the appearance of a new occupational disease epidemic to massage parlors.
  It's called penis elbow....
• There are some remedies which are far excessive of the disease they cure. -- Confucius Say
• Never underestimate the power of a liar with imagination! -- Confucius Say
• If you regularly eat green vegetables for 80 years, you'll never die young. -- Confucius Say
• If foolishness were a disease, no one could come within sight of a hospital. -- Confucius Say
• If you wait there long enough, you'll be there when it happens, but you won't like it, and wish you were elsewhere.
  Living means you must keep moving. -- Confucius Say...
• How little you know about the age in which you live, if you figure that honey is sweeter than cash in hand.
  -- Confucius Say...
• Never raise hands to children! It leave groin exposed. -- Confucius Say