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• And now, the Bing Crosby show, brought to you by the makers of Ex-Lax.
  ...a brief pause, and then Bing !!...
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  -- Now who's being naive, Marge?, "A Fish Called Selma...
• If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.
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  -- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Rivals, Act v, Sc. 1...
• My friend and his wife stayed in a hotel and got a bill for ninety dollars.
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• I could never sleep my way to the top / 'Cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up.
  -- They Might Be Giants -- Hey, Mr D.J., I Thought You Said We Had a Deal...