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• Never tell a woman that you didn't realize she was pregnant unless you're certain that she is.
  -- Dave Barry...
• A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman as bad as she dares. -- Elbert Hubbard
• I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
  -- Lewis Grizzard...
• She aches, just like a woman...
• Riker: "She's not much to look at." Scott: "Laddie, every woman has her own charm.
  You just have to know where to look for her." -- "Relics", Stardate 46125.3...
• A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday evening and walks up to a display case full of pearl necklaces.
  He turns to a gorgeous woman, who is obviously windowshopping, looks her straight in the eye and says, "I can tell by your eyes that you really want that necklace....
• We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength.
  But there was also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a French restaurant....