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Never make forecasts, especially about the future -- Samuel Goldwi
Never map the labyrinth.
Never march on Moscow! -- The Second Law of Wa
Never marry a beautiful woman. -- H. G. Well
Never marry a girl named "Marie" who used to be known as "Murray." -- Johnny Carso
Never mind about the time slip -- we're on holiday! -- The Docto
Never mind MST3K -- what I want to see is C-SPAN3K.
Never mind the facts - I know what I know.
Never mind the grass roots -- It's the flowering head that are interesting.
Never mind the monsters hitting you: they just replace the charwomen.
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