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Never Invite Cthulhu Over For A Bite. -- Survival Tip #3
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Never invite Cthulhu over for a bite.
-- Survival Tip #3
Related:
Never invite a vampire in for a bite.
Never smile at a crocodile. -- Survival Tip #1
Never MOON a werewolf. -- Survival Tip #2
NEVER say Cthulhu's name ou%^*$%#^*$%NO CARRIER
The word that's on the tip of your tongue? You'll never remember it.
Tip of the Day: Never fry bacon in the nude.
Book never written: "Dog training." by Wille Bite
You may be redneck... if you invite friends over to see your lava lamp.
HEALTH TIP #1: Never Agree to Trading Stools in a Gay Bar!
