Never jog while wearing wingtips--unless you are attending the Nerd
Convention in Atlantic City.
-- Mark Russell
Convention in Atlantic City.
-- Mark Russell
Related:
- Luck can't last a lifetime, unless you die young.
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Russell... - If you jog backwards,
will you gain weight... - Sixth Law of Applied Terror: At the end of the semester you will
recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the
semester -
and never attending... - Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence,
that is the last you are going to see of him until... - Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence,
that is the last you are going to see of him until... - I'd love to, but...
I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
56 of 101 Easy Ways To Say... - I may be fat,
but you can't jog off your ugly looks... - Q: What do you call a person who hacks while wearing no clothes?
A: A gnudist...
