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Never ever ask the tough looking gentleman wearing El Rukn headgear where he got his "pyramid powered pizza warmer".
-- Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #36 -- Chicago Reader 3/27/81...
Never, ever draw to an inside flush.
Never, ever, ever attempt to learn thermodynamics.
NEVER EVER mess with a PCB jumper you don't understand, even if it's labelled "SEX AND FREE BEER".
-- Dave Haynie...
Never, EVER trust a draft dodger....
Never...ever...try to be funny in my presence again, Percy. -- Edmund: Head
Never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
Never expect a quick answer from a pipe smoker. He will always fiddle with his pipe first.
That's the real reason he smokes a pipe. -- Roger Simo...
Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will never believe you anyway.
-- Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)...
Never express yourself more clearly than you think. -- N. Boh

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