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Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning. -- Marlo Thoma
Never fear [the public] or despise it. Coax it, charm it, interest it, stimulate it, shock it now and then if you must, make it laugh, make it cry, but above all .
.. never, never, never bore the hel...
Never feed your cat anything that clashes with the carpet!
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife.
She has thought much worse things about you. -- Jean Rostand...
Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is.
How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. -- Millicent Fenwick...
Never fight a monster: you might get killed.
Never fight an inanimate object. -- P. J. O'Rourke
Never fight fair with a stranger, boy. You'll never get out of the jungle that way.
-- Ben Loman (in Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller)...
Never fight with a bear in his own cave.
Never find your delight in another's misfortune. -- Publius Syrus (42 BC) -- Maxim 467

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