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• You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles.
  -- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food...
• Joey: He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China.
  Eat Chinese food. Chandler: Course there, they just call it food....
• Eat before shopping for food.
• The best case: Get salary from America, build a house in England, live with a Japanese wife, and eat Chinese food.
  Pretty good case: Get salary from England, build a house in America, live with a Chinese wife, and eat Japanese food....
• You know, it takes forever to get out of Texas. And then when you do, you're in Oklahoma.
  -- David Ball, country singer....
• Never eat rutabaga on any day of the week that has a "y" in it. -- Pecor's Health-Food Principle