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Never eat rutabaga on any day of the week that has a "y" in it. -- Pecor's Health-Food Principle
Never eat with glowing hands!
Never economize on luxuries. -- Angela Thirkell
Never elated when one man 's oppress'd; Never dejected while another 's bless'd.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Essay on Man, Epistle iv, Line 323...
Never encourage Politicians, Fools, or Punsters!
Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.
Never enter a subway where the security guard has graffiti on his face.
Never enter the dungeon naked! The monsters will laugh at you!
Never envy a person unless you are willing to swap identities with that person.
Never esteem anything as of advantage to thee that shall make thee break thy word or lose thy self-respect.
-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus (121-180 AD) -- Meditations, iii, 7...

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