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• If you had to look at Lee Iacocca and eat raw fish, you'd barf too.
• Never eat any place where they mark the rest-room doors in any fashion but "Men" and "Women" or "Ladies" and "Gentlemen.
  Especially do not eat in a restaurant that specializes in seafood and marks its rest-room doors "Buoys" and "Gulls," because they have been too busy thinking up cutesy names for the rest-room doors to really pay attention to the food....
• It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the the guy at the Marineland says, "You can't throw chicken to the dolphins.
  They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them....
• IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw that chicken to the dolphins.
  They eat fish." Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them!...
• Never tell a hypocondriac about a new disease, unless you wish to start an epidemic.
  -- Confucius Say...
• Avoid opening doors. You never know whats on the other side.
• Being a viking, I eat raw software
• In the morning, laughing, happy fish heads In the evening, floating in the soup.
  (chorus): Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish head...
• No, we're never going to survive unless we get a little bit crazy. -- Seal