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Never Eat Anything With Suction Cups. -- "Alf
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Never eat anything with suction cups.
-- "Alf"
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Never eat in a restaurant where there's a photo of the chef with Sammy Davis, Jr. -- "Alf
Never eat anything that winks at you.
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
No problem. -- Alf
Never eat anything bigger than your head. -- Kliban's First Law of Dining
Kliban's First Law of Dining: Never eat anything bigger than your head.
I DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH A FACE!
Here kitty, kitty!!... -- Alf
Never eat with glowing hands!
