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  Throw the meat to huskies. Drink the whisky. -- The Real Man's Arctic Breakfa...
• The Real Man's Arctic Breakfast: Ingredients: one bottle of whisky, ten pounds of raw meat.
  Throw the meat to huskies. Drink the whisky....
• Hatred is an ulcer on the body of brotherhood.
• I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages.
  You sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working....
• I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages.
  You sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working....
• I never drink unless I'm alone or with him.
• Senility means never having to drink just to forget.
• I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.
  -- H. L. Mencke...