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• Never make a decision you can get someone else to make.
  -- Pfeifer's Principle No one keeps a record of the decisions you could have made but didn't....
• They who drink beer will think beer. -- Washington Irving (1783-1859)
• SCUD beer, drink all you want, never hits the spot.
• Never program and drink beer at the same time. -- Woltman's Law
• I think that I shall never hear A poem lovelier than beer.
  The stuff that Joe's Bar has on tap, With golden base and snowy cap....
• I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• The breath of the man who loves and the woman who loves goes to fill the water trough where the spirit horses drink.
  -- Robert Bly...
• ROBOT: Someone who's been made by a scientist.
• Robot, n: Someone who's been made by a scientist.