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• Lackland's Laws: 1. Never be first. 2. Never be last. 3. Never volunteer for anything.
• (1) Never be first. (2) Never be last. (3) Never volunteer for anything -- Lackland's Law
• Lackland's Laws: (1) Never be first. (2) Never be last.
  (3) Never volunteer for anything...
• 1) If what you're doing is working, keep doing it.
  (2) If what you're doing is not working, stop doing it....
• 10. Not everybody looks good naked. 9. Joe Garagiola was a hell of an emcee.
  8. Joe Cocker really should stick with decaffeinated coffee....
• 1) Never try anything with tomatoes in it. 2) Never try anything bigger than your head.
  3) Never, NEVER try anything that looks like vomit....
• Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.