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• From now on, you'll stand out in life as an individual.
  Will I? Well, of course you will. All the other slaves will be black....
• Baldrick, why is half the front page missing? ...I don't know.
  You _do_ know, don't you. Yes. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
• Baldrick! Thank you for introducing me to a genuinely new experience!
  What experience is that? Being pleased to see you... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
• Well, there's Grand Duchess Sophia of Turin...we'll never get _her_ to marry him.
  Why not? Because she's _met_ him... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
• Don't worry, Mr.B. I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
  Yes, Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head....
• or I'll fill you so full of lead we could sharpen your head and call you a pencil!
  -- Amy to Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
• His life is so dark and shadowy and full of fear and trepidation.
  So is going to the toilet in the middle of the night, but you don't keep a scrapbook on it....
• And yes - I crave your strong, sinewy body. Well...
  you're only human. -- Amy and Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
• Mrs M., if we were the last three humans on Earth, I'd be trying to start a family with Baldrick.
  -- Edmund to Mrs Miggins : Amy and Amiability...