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• Pete Rose is not obsessed with Gambling. Just ask his daughters, Quinella and Exacta.
• Why is it that when you DIE, you can't take your HOME ENTERTAINMENT CENTER with you?
  ? -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• A man of courage never wants weapons.
• Lord Hermes, is it true you can conjure up *anything*?
  "Yes." "Awesome! Do y'know what a video entertainment center is?...
• Never ask a bard to play the banjo.
• Never ask a shopkeeper for a price list.
• Interactive Entertainment will never work because entertainment boils down to the performer, not the audience, being in control.
  The whole fucking world is pretending the breakthrough is in technology....
• Sleazy entertainment and raunchy jokes will never be as popular as sobriety and self-denial.
  -- The world according to Marge...
• Barlow: Now, why are we doomed to this Quimby Quagmire, you ask, oh reasonable listener?
  Because this town is under the stranglehold of a few tie-dyed tree-huggers who would rather play hackeysack than lock up the homeless....