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Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested. -- Murphy's laws on sex
NEVER argue with people who know they are right!
Never argue with someone holding a Bazooka!
Never argue with the fabricating plant about an error.
The inspection prints are all checked off, even to the holes that aren't there....
Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own. -- John M. Barrie
Never ascribe to malice that which is caused by greed and ignorance. -- Cal Keega
Never ask a bard to play the banjo.
Never ask a hungry cat if it loves you for yourself!
Never ask a mortician to go out and bring you back a cold one. -- the Stilt Ma
Never ask a question of a witness if you don't already know the answer. -- Old Adage
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