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• My weight is perfect for my height -- which varie
• My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
• I may be accused of being confused, but I'm average weight for my height.
  My philosophy, like color TV, is all there in black and white. -- Raymond Scum...
• I can lick my weight in wildflowers.
• I was perfect--and then my parents got hold of me.
• My Bonnie looked into a gas tank The height of its contents to see She lighted a match to assist her Oh bring back my Bonnie to me.
• Look! I'm using the original notches that came with my belt!
  -- Homer is proud of his weight loss, "Brush with Greatne...
• My Bonnie looked into a gas tank, The height of its contents to see!
  She lit a small match to assist her, Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me....