My Whole Freshman Year I Wore Brown And White Shoes.
My whole freshman year I wore brown and white shoes. Actually they were
impractical, because the white one kept getting dirty.
-- Dick Cavett
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
-- Dick Gregory...
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at U.C.L.
A., but my goal is to become a veternarian, 'cause I love children. -- Julie Brow...
Did you ever feel like the whole world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
-- George Gobel...
If Michelangelo were a heterosexual the Sistine Chapel would have been painted basic white and with a roller.
-- Rita Mae Brow...
When I was a baby, I kept a diary. The first entry i
Day One: Still tired from the move." I was upset because on my second birthday, I went from being one to being two, and my age doubled in a year....
I love football ... Football's a fair sport for my people.
Only sport in the world a Negro can chase a white man and 40,000 people stand up and cheer him....
What's white and has dirty knees? A head nurse.
I am a person of color: My color is White
You want to know why I kept getting promoted? Because my mouth knows more than my brain. -- W.G.