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My Trip? It Was Vile. Balaclava I Loathed. Etna Was Crawling With Lava.
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`My trip? It was vile. Balaclava
I loathed. Etna was crawling with lava.
The ship was all white
But it creaked in the night,
And the band, they did not know la java."
-- Edward Gorey
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