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My tennis racket's broken, can I borrow your cat?
My terminal is a lethal teaspoon. -- Patricia O Tuama
myth: accounts of adventure related by a mountaineer.
-- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...
Myth-conceptions are the major cause of wars! -- Adolf Hitler (1889-1945)
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. -- Christopher Morley
My theory on mime: They've obviously waived their First Amendment rights by refusing to speak.
-- Calvin Trilli...
My thighs--five more pounds and they'll be eligible for statehood. -- Audrey Buslik
My third Computer is a RATIONAL
My third pet is .BATty; my fourth is MOUSEY.
Mythology, n.: The body of a primitive people's beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
-- Ambrose...

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