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• We 'll shine in more substantial honours, And to be noble we 'll be good.
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• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• 69 is fine...but 77'll get me 8 more...
• T is not in mortals to command success, But we 'll do more, Sempronius,--we 'll deserve it.
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• My computer tells me that in twenty-five years there will be no more computers. -- Edward Abbey