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• What's tennis without a racket?
• Tennis players do it with a racket.
• My cat can lick your cat!
• Krik: Oh, my demo tape! Homer: [Homer examines the tape] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?
  [laughing] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?" [continues laughing] That's your picture on the front....
• Hillary's health care plan has more holes than a tennis racket.
• Abe: Oh! It's the Cat Burglar. Please don't kill me!
  Malloy: Abe, can I borrow your ointment? Abe: Oh, it's you, Malloy....
• If it can be borrowed and it can be broken, you will borrow it and you will break it.
  -- W. W. Chandle...
• Call my cat? No, I just run the can opener.