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• Acting is not very hard. The most important things are to be able to laugh and cry.
  If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. And if I have to laugh, well, I think of my sex life....
• Life is just a bowl of pits. -- Rodney Dangerfield
• The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry.
  If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life....
• Worf, is this your idea of sex? This is sex, but I have no place for it in my life now.
  No place microbrain? What possesses you? -- Geordi, Worf, and Q, "Hide and Q", stardate 41590.5...
• I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own.
  One of them said, "So will you." -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• I once asked my father if things were bad for him during the Depression.
  He said the first six months were bad, then he got used to me. -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most *horrifying* 20 minutes of my life!