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• Bother! said Pooh, as his buttocks caught fire.
• If my girlfriend caught me on this board.
• Our magazines and roach traps... Gone! All gone!
  -- Homer remains in a state of shock after the house fire, "Homer the Heretic...
• If time is money then my watch is slow
• Is it any wonder that my mind's on fire?
• Ah-Ha! Caught you stealing my taglines again!
• Watch it - you're trying my infinite patience.
• Watch me as I swing my hips... around.