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• Just when your ship comes in, it's the Kobayashi Maru.
• Spock: "I never took the Kobayashi Maru test...until now.
  What do you think of my solution?" Kirk: "Spock." -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4...
• McCoy: "Three months before retirement. What a way to finish.
  Kirk: "We're not finished." McCoy: "Huh? Speak for yourself....
• Saavik: "Sir, may I ask you a question?" Kirk: "What's on your mind, Lieutenant?
  Saavik: "The Kobayashi Maru, sir." Kirk: "Are you asking me if we're playing out that scenario now?...
• Kirk: "They destroyed the Simulator Room and you with it.
  Spock: "The Kobayashi Maru scenario frequently wreaks havoc with students and equipment....
• Saavik: "May I speak, sir?" Kirk: "Self-expression doesn't seem to be one of your problems.
  Saavik: [Looks at Kirk quizzingly] Kirk: "You'r bothered by your performance on the Kobayashi Maru....
• Compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!!
• Ship it.
• Some day my ship will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport.