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• When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. Whenever she was in a good mood, it turned blue.
  Whenever she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark in the middle of my forehead....
• Life's just a mood ring we're not allowed to see.
• My body, my choice--legalize drug
• My Favorite Drugs [Sung to My Favorite Things] Reefers and roach clips and papers and rollers Cocaine and procaine for twenty year molars Reds and peyote to work out your bugs These are a few of my favorite drugs.
  Uppers and downers and methedrine freakout Take some amphetamines, watch your brains leak out Acid and mescaline pull out your plugs These are a few of my favorite drugs....
• We take drugs very seriously at my house...
• Ring out, ring out my mournful rhymes, But ring the fuller minstrel in!
  -- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- In Memoriam, cv, Stanza 5...
• I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I don't do drugs. Books are my escape from reality.
• Sex & Drugs & Rock'n Roll Is all my body wants.