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• My dad must have been a phone phreak.
• Lisa: Grandma, have you ever thought about moving back to Springfield?
  Homer: You could live with Grampa again. [everyone, including Abe, laughs] Abe...
• I am convinced that the manufacturers of carpet odor removing powder have included encapsulated time released cat urine in their products.
  This technology must be what prevented its distribution during my mom's reign....
• phreaking /freek'ing/ n. [from `phone phreak'] 1.
  The art and science of cracking the phone network (so as, for example, to make free long-distance calls)....
• phreaking: /freek'ing/ [from `phone phreak'] n. 1. The art and science of cracking the phone network (so as, for example, to make free long-distance calls).
  2. By extension, security-cracking in any other context (especially, but not exclusively, on communications networks) (see {cracking})....
• In NOTORIOUS, Claude Reins' Nazi Mom says to him
  You have been saved by the enormity of your stupidity...
• I have a box of telephone rings under my bed. Whenever I get lonely, I open it up a little bit, and I get a phone call.
  One day I dropped the box all over the floor. The phone wouldn't stop ringing....
• Ansi-Phreak Seal of Approval
• He must have made a macro of my signature.