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  I always say, "No. Mind if I fart?" -- Steve Marti...
• I use Solaris because someone told me it was admirable to work with the handicapped ...
• 1. That's the way we've always done it around here.
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• Tttttttttouch me, I want to be dirty!
• Yeah, I was ugly, my mother breastfed me through a straw.
• Lisa: I need help, Mom. There's another girl at school who's smarter, younger, and a better sax player than me.
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• Ooh I was ugly, so ugly that when I was born the Doctor told my mother "I did all I could but he pulled through anyway".