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My God, you're talking about a positive mental attitude and you haven't even had your planet demolished today.
I woke up this morning and thought I'd have a nice relaxed day, do a bit of reading, bru...
My Go this amn keyboar oesn't have any 's.
My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn. -- Louis Adamic
My grandfather (Bill Marshall) had two brothers, and his father also had two two brothers.
The following maxim sprang up somewhere along the way...
My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers.
He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was....
My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people
hose who do the work and those who take the credit....
My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice.
One day he took me aside and left me there. -- Ron Richard...
My grandfather... saw where inherited wealth ruined people.
And my grandfather was right. -- Vice-President Dan Quayle giving an analysis of his own situatio...
My grandfather told me that there are no free rides in this world.
This is why I do not take federal grants of funding for Westside Preparatory School....
My grandfather used to make home movies and edit out the joy. -- Richard Lewi

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