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My husband commits an inconceivable act of perversion with a barnyard animal, and it's not central to my case?
!' - 'Not in California.' -- Arnie Becker discusses marital infidelities on L.A. LA...
My husband forgot my birthday and my anniversary. I didn't feel bad.
On the contrary. Give me a guilty husband any day....
My husband is the kind of boy who'll not go anywhere without his father, and his father will go anywhere.
My husband says I feed him like he's a god; every meal is a burnt offering. -- Rhonda Hansome
My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor's office and make people sick.
-- Moms Mabley...
My IBM mouse likes a MS. She's no Genius.
My idea of a happy vacation isn't spending most of it alone.
My idea of an agreeable person,' said Hugo Bohun, 'is a person who agrees with me.
' -- Benjamin Disraeli...
My idea of education is to unsettle the minds of the young and inflame their intellects.
-- Robert Maynard Hutchi...
My idea of heaven is eating foie gras to the sound of trumpets. -- Sydney Smith

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