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My hotel room is so small that when I die they won't have to put me in a casket.
They'll just put handles on the room. -- Herb Shrine...
My house is made out of balsa wood. When no one is home across the street, except the little kids, I go out and lift my house up over my head.
I tell them to stay out of my yard or I'll throw it a...
My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH.
-- Steven Wrigh...
My house is small, but you are learned men / And by your arguments can make a place / Twenty foot broad as infinite as space.
-- Chaucer -- The Reeve's Tale...
My house was trashed by 'Not me'
My Hovercraft is full of Eels.
My hovercraft... You don't want to know.
My, how you've changed since I've changed.
My HST is faster than your HST!!!!
My human experience is just beginning.

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