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• Before my birth, I had a name, But soon as born I changed the same
  And when I'm laid within the tomb, I shall my father's name assume...
• My grandfather (Bill Marshall) had two brothers, and his father also had two two brothers.
  The following maxim sprang up somewhere along the way...
• My parents went to Babylon 5 and all I got was this lousy tagline.
• When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate.
  -- Jackie Verno...
• Krusty: I slugged some jerk in Tahoe. They gave me one to three.
  My high-priced lawyer sprung me On a technicality....
• Babylon 5 was the last of the Babylon stations.
• When I was 16, I thought there was no hope for my father.
  By the time I was 20, he had made great improvement....
• My father? My father left when I was quite young.
  Well actually, he was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol. -- George Carli...
• You are not my father -- Luke Skywalke