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• Destroy the thief, my pets!
• I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little basket-beds with my name on it.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Pets are it!
• We have dust bunnies for pets!
• I have a switch in my apartment... it doesn't do anything.
  ... Every once in a while, I turn it on and off.......
• I have two pets: A large main dog, and a small emergency backup one.
• I don't want to live on in my work, I want to live on in my apartment. -- Woody Alle
• I find humans are quite clean pets -- HAL
• The pets eat better than I do!