MX Missiles--they Changed Their Name. They Call Them The Peace Keepers.

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MX missiles--they changed their name. They call them the Peace Keepers. A
multiple-warhead hydrogen bomb called the Peace Keeper. What do they call a
sledgehammer? The Finger Massage? Is napalm now Dry Skin Remover? Let's be
consistent. It's not mustard gas--it's a really strong antihistamine!
-- Will Durst

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